BE SANTA!
Always have cigs and a cunningly stashed bottle of properly chilled champagne to dispense at the end of the party...
GET A DOG!
And if that doesn't work, at least you'll have the hound to console you. Plus-it will be on a leash and in no position to ditch you.
HAVE A CHILD!
Warning: you will quickly have to utilise the recommended culling methods to whittle away at those unwanted school- gate pals...
BE A HOST!
Acquire a fab weekend pad and entertain busily...
HARDEST OF ALL!
Be funny, kind and curious...
Always have cigs and a cunningly stashed bottle of properly chilled champagne to dispense at the end of the party...
GET A DOG!
And if that doesn't work, at least you'll have the hound to console you. Plus-it will be on a leash and in no position to ditch you.
HAVE A CHILD!
Warning: you will quickly have to utilise the recommended culling methods to whittle away at those unwanted school- gate pals...
BE A HOST!
Acquire a fab weekend pad and entertain busily...
HARDEST OF ALL!
Be funny, kind and curious...